The Colbert Report: Episode 29 (Dec.12,2005)

Here's something for your entertainment while I'm away.
WARNING: THIS IS AN AMERICAN SERIES MADE FOR PATRIOTIC AMERICANS. DO NOT WATCH IF YOU'RE NOT AN AMERICAN AND EASILY OFFENDED! Otherwise enjoy, because it's really funny. I'm not American, but this is great!

Going to England again

Tomorrow's the day I have been waiting for for so long. My family and I will finally travel to England for 10 days... To the South where it's supposed to be a little warmer and where all the tourists go. I've only been to North-England before to visit relatives and I can tell you: That is not the part of the country you wanna live in. Unless of course you enjoy isolation or you are a sheep. Beautiful landscape but nothing else.
Now, the South is a lot more lively with big cities and sandy beaches. I don't know what else to say about it because I don't know any details and I have only been in London so far.
Anyways, my suit case is packed, I put all the songs I need on my mp3-player and I got a new haircut ( My sister didn't like it of course, stupid 'Stinknudel'. She always disagrees with me. Still, my mom said it looked good... Some support at last.:-)) I really hope the weather's nice in England. If it's not ....... We'll lets just hope it is. :-)